We have three more football games from every degenerate’s favorite conference tonight and the Cornfather has no choice but to play them all. In last night’s Akron game, we saw the worst spot in the history of football,
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 8, 2017
the chain crew showing up late to the 2nd half while eating hot dogs and the Miami OH Mascot being scolded all on live television. The electricity the MAC brings is second to none.
Lunch Money Plays
Western Michigan -20 vs Kent State:
Kent State averages 10 pts a game and 253 yards of total offense. That is nearly impossible to comprehend in today’s college football. The spread could have been 40 and the Cornfather wouldn’t touch the Golden flashes with a ten-foot pole. 10 points a game is insulting to everybody.
Toledo -3.5 @ Ohio
It was tough for the Cornfather not to take the home dog in this spot, he just couldn’t do it after watching the bearcats play defense last week. They were letting Miami OH receivers run wide open all over the field and Toledo has a far more prolific offense. This game should be a shootout and the Cornfather likes the Rockets by a touchdown.
Central Michigan +2 vs Eastern Michigan
Eastern Michigan is better than their record says they are, but they shouldn’t be favored in this one. They showed the Cornfather something coming back to beat Western Michigan last week and they don’t have a bad loss on their schedule. The Cornfather will gladly take the home dog here.