Car Payment Play: Washington -6 @ Stanford
Washington’s defense gave up 30 points just like the Cornfather predicted.
Lunch Money Plays:
Boston -2.5 @ Charlotte – Kyrie leaves the game after one minute and the Celtics still find a way to gut out a win and cover. Beautiful.
Indiana @ Chicago Over 204 – The Bulls didn’t hold up their end of the bargain and the Cornfather cannot watch them attempt to score baskets anymore.
Milwaukee +5 @ San Antonio – Milwaukee wins straight up.
Los Angeles Clippers +5 @ Oklahoma City
Los Angeles Clippers +200 Money Line – OKC is in the Cornfather’s head.
Horse Racing (1-0)
The Cornfather could not have been more right about a race. Pony of the Day #5 Papercoversrock went off at 7/2 and got the job done. The favorite #3 Sweetwater Gal also didn’t hit the board as the Cornfather predicted. The 5 / 2 exacta the Cornfather handed out paid a juicy 16/1 odds. With a sub-par day in sports, there’s nothing like a pony bail out.