Car Payment Plays:
Central Michigan @ Kent State Over 45.5
Ohio -11.5 @ Akron
The Cornfather should have stuck with the overs in MACtion, as both totals nearly hit in the first half. Who knew that Akron’s backup QB is way better than their starter? Someone should have told the Cornfather.
Lunch Money Play: Toronto +6.5 @ Houston – The Cornfather should have taken the money line
Car Payment Play: San Antonio @ Dallas Over 199.5 – Can two professional teams please combine for 200 points, Sad.
Horse Racing (0-1)
Pony of the Day #4 Yes Mz Aday – Finished 4th at 10/1 in Race 7 at Parx
There is nothing worth than slow depreciation. Hey Cornfather, either make me rich or broke, please pick one.