Car Payment: Dallas +2
The Cornfather continues to dominate the NFL in the last 2 weeks and gifted us another easy winner. Dallas dominated the game from start to finish and Dak showed his true colors when they needed it most.
Lunch Moneys: Philadelphia +9, Milwaukee +3, LA Clippers +2.5
The 76ers hung tough, but ended up outside the number by 2. The only game the entire night the Cornfather was really wrong about was the Clippers. They are worse than he thought.
Car Payment: Over 140
Nerver a doubt.
Horse Racing (1-0)
The Cornfather delivered his pony of the day over twitter yesterday. #6 Foreset went of at 2/1 in Race 7 and won gate to wire.
They cannot stop the Cornfather right now, they can only hope to contain him.