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Monday Night Football: Miami vs New England

New England -11 vs Miami O/U 48

We have another divisional game in prime time tonight as the Patriots head into Miami with plans to squish the fish.  New England has been dominant the second half of the season and their defense has really picked it up since their ugly start.  Like clockwork the Patriots round into form when winter comes and the frauds get exposed.

Despite playing some disgusting football this year, Miami is still not completely out of the wild card chase in the AFC.  It is absolute chaos in the AFC playoff picture and Miami could have a shot with a win tonight.  The Cornfather doesn’t think the Dolphins will win this game by any means, but New England always seems to struggle in Miami.  In New England’s win against the Dolphins a few weeks back, Sue and the Dolphins d-line hit Brady a ton and the Patriots didn’t play as clean of a game as they’re accustomed to.  The score wasn’t indicative of the competitive nature of that game and Matt Moore was terrible with two bad picks.

Miami hates the Patriots and the Cornfather doesn’t see them letting New England roll all over them in this one.  11 points is an outrageous amount of points to take on the road and the public will undoubtedly be on the road favorite.  If Smokin Jay can play smart and not turn the ball over (The Cornfather knows that’s asking a lot) he sees the Dolphins staying within the number.  His strongest opinion is that it will be a grind it out game with a low total.  It’s never fun betting against the Patriots and the Cornfather doesn’t do it often, but he will when he sees fit.  You can’t take an 11-point road favorite in a divisional game, can’t do it.

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Miami +11

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Under 48

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