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TNF Indianapolis @ Denver: The Unwatchable Game

We’ve been on a nice little run of quality Thursday Night Football games in the past few weeks.  Well that all ends tonight.  If you made a list of the teams the Cornfather has no interest in watching in week 15 of the season the Broncos and Colts would be right at the top.  This game means absolutely nothing to anybody.  Will the Cornfather watch? Yes.  Will the Cornfather wager? Of Course.  You play the hand your dealt.  This is the game he plays and the life the Cornfather chose.  Football is football, no matter how disgusting it is.

Denver -3 @ Indianapolis O/U 40.5

Despite how bad both teams are, this is an easy pick for the Cornfather.  Indianapolis is 4-2 ATS home this year and always play much better in Indy.  On the other hand, the Broncos are 0-6 ATS on the road.  How is Denver is the favorite by 3? How can you back a road favorite that hasn’t covered once away from home? You can’t if you have a brain.  The dumb public is on Denver because they beat the Jets at home last week.  The Jets.  Give the Cornfather the home dog and he’ll grit his teeth and watch this one.  Let’s Ride.

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Indianapolis +3

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